Apologizing for our Present State
Our Dear Mr. and Mrs. So & So,
We left you last time promising to share a little bit more about our current position. We indicated we had taken a fall of some kind and these photos make that fall extremely evident.
First, photo number one was taken after 6 o’clock in the evening and neither of us is donning our tuxedo, which would be fine, if we were farmers.
And next, as photo number two reveals, we’ve had to sell the ship and some first rate manuscripts in order to keep the grounds running.
Subscribe to our channel so we can get our ship back. Read our blog so we can all exhibit our refinement at the Tall Ship Parade.
Most Humbly Yours,
Peter and Alexander of The House of Spalding, The Fourth Generation of Bankers and Merchants from Central Wisconsin’s Gold Coast of The Great Lakes Michigan and Winnebago the Lesser.